Anyway, Horoscopes and Whatnot

Aries (3/21 – 4/19): When R. was home over Christmas break, he noted all of the pamphlets and charts about the geologic time scale hanging in the bathroom.
"What's that about?" he inquired.
"I'm trying to re-learn all that."
"Mom, the part that makes me laugh the most is your impulse: 'There are undoubtedly other people who want to learn this too! So when they come over and use the bathroom, the information will be available. To others. Who come here. And need to use the bathroom. And want to learn the geologic time scale.' Yeah, I totally see where you're coming from. Trying to make the world a better place in your own freaky way."
Aries, I'd like to proclaim that there's absolutely no shame in offering secret home-study courses in your bathroom. For free. Do that this week. Or come here and take a class, if that need arises. (You don't have to say which need.)
Taurus (4/20 – 5/20): My new customer. Where to b…
"What's that about?" he inquired.
"I'm trying to re-learn all that."
"Mom, the part that makes me laugh the most is your impulse: 'There are undoubtedly other people who want to learn this too! So when they come over and use the bathroom, the information will be available. To others. Who come here. And need to use the bathroom. And want to learn the geologic time scale.' Yeah, I totally see where you're coming from. Trying to make the world a better place in your own freaky way."
Aries, I'd like to proclaim that there's absolutely no shame in offering secret home-study courses in your bathroom. For free. Do that this week. Or come here and take a class, if that need arises. (You don't have to say which need.)
Taurus (4/20 – 5/20): My new customer. Where to b…